Friday, November 26, 2010
Drunken Memories of the New York Isles
Would like to give a shoutout to the four New York Islanders I terrorized on Wednesday night, by the way. I just actually remembered that I sat down at the bar with four main dudes, one of whom I had driven home on Christmas Eve last year, and basically harassed the shit out of them because I was wasted. Thankfully, the dude I had banged was not present. Kyle Okposo was nice though, dude at least introduced himself, then realized I was like eight sheets to the wind and a possible liability, so he cut out quick. But yeah, I was just reminded of this by my buddy Craig and thought I should give a little shout out to the Isles for being 0-14 in their last 14 fucking games and still managing to be ballsy enough to be mildly unfriendly to a chick who was nice enough to drive your drunk ass home on Christmas last year. You know what? If there was a little more humility and friendly banter, I might consider driving my ass to the Coliseum, paying 11 dollars for a ticket and being fan # 6,001 present in the arena for your more than likely 15th straight loss. But since you had to be such snooty bastards, I think I'll pass and watch a rerun of The Walking Dead instead. Go Canucks.