Friday, November 26, 2010

My Nemesis and Her Fails

I think if you guys have read enough posts on here, you'll know me well enough to know I really dislike Rachel Uchitel. Like, bitch gives all of us a bad name, I'm sorry. Actually, Tiger Woods ruined jersey chasing for everybody, in hindsight. Like, dude had to go and bring hookers and marriage and babies into it. Couldn't just be single and have a good time and keep it low key. Noooo, make us all look like gold digging whorebags. Way to fuck it up for evvvverybody, dudes.

Anyway, apparently last week Rachel Uchitel decided to disregard the rumored $10 million settlement she came to with Woods over her silence and try to get people to like her. Fail.

There are a lot of clips in the Daily Mail interview that stuck out to me. Part of me is like, okay, credit, she wasn't a total porn star hooker like the rest of the things Woods banged. But as a girl who's been there and banged that, I also know how to tell when women are lying. And in my opinion, bitch is lying a lot of the way, and that is something I don't respect.

Here's the Daily Mail interview for you to read in its entirety, but here are a few of the parts that definitely stuck out for me.

She had a respectable job at Bloomberg and yes, she had a really shitty, shitty loss when 9/11 happened. As a New Yorker, I will never take that loss away from her. I don't know how much she loved her fiance, nor will I speculate. People who lost loved ones in 9/11, even if they weren't close with them, lost a lot that day. So yes, in that sense, I do feel bad that she had to go through that.

Someone on some board once said I had daddy issues. Surprisingly, despite the fact that my dad did die a few years ago, I don't have daddy issues. My dad and I weren't tight. And I have known greater losses in my life than the loss of my dad. Uchitel? She has daddy issues. Losing her dad to a cocaine OD, I think that's what started to fuck her up. Do I blame her? I mean, everyone suffers and grieves differently. I don't suffer at all with my situation. Some women who lose their fathers never get over it. I don't judge her because she was young and I know not everyone is as lucky as I am to overcome something that to most would be so tragic.

This quote, I can't tell if it annoys me or if I side with it:
"If things had been different and 9/11 had never happened, my life would have taken a different course. I’d be fat and happy, living in a big house in Long Island with a load of kids"

This is an excuse for why she banged multiple married dudes? I mean, I'm sorry, yes, 9/11 was a tragedy, but I know a few women who lost their husbands, the father of their children in 9/11 and didn't go bang around with married stars. And to be honest, the last thing Long Island needs is more women like Uchitel.

"People don’t really understand love addiction, but I think a lot of women will relate to it,’ she explains. "

Ok, this one annoys me. Love addiction? Please. I have fucked around with a lot of "good" guys. Like, guys who a lot of women would wanna date and marry. And I always knew how to mediate a bad situation.

Remember the story I mentioned in my cheating post, and on the Brobible article? My friend banged a hot dude with a good personality, a lot of money and a solid reputation without knowing he was a husband and dad. And when she finally found out through GOOGLE, she actively chose to stop all communications. He wanted to keep talking to her, and even a year later, wanted to see her when I was seeing my dude. Could he have fallen in love with my friend, left his wife and married her instead and been a solid amazing husband to her? Maybe. Was my friend willing to take that chance? Absolutely not. She saw through the whole situation and walked away from it scott free, and never looked back. So don't tell me it can't be done. This guy was hotter than Woods, better body, obviously not as much money but millionaires are millionaires. So don't tell me it can't be done. Don't tell me you can't say "no you're married".

She didn't have to hit on married dudes. There are loads of dudes who aren't married in the world. And somehow she ended up banging two? Being love addicted to two men who already walked that plank? Eh, sorry, I don't buy it. Can a lot of women relate to it? Absolutely, Loads of women have affairs or are part of affairs. I never have been, nor will I hopefully ever be. But using this whole "addiction" idea as an excuse, as a reason she totally disregarded that Tiger Woods was married with a kid and a pregnant wife, no, sorry. At the end of the day, I fuck around, but I own up to my own actions, and I take responsibility for the way I think and act. Which is why I don't fuck around with married athletes. Because there is nothing I could ever use as an excuse for that. Not my dad, not my family, not my "addictions". If I ever fucked around with a married athlete, that would be solely on me, and that is not something I'm ever willing to deal with.

Did she think Woods was maybe going to leave his wife? Ok, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. But three months, four months down the line when he was still with her, still doing photo opts with her, still having a baby with her, you really still thought he meant it? C'mon.

As for being soul mates, if you tell me you think this girl didn't know he was banging other chicks, you're an idiot. I fuck around with an athlete that has a designated girlfriend, and he's awesome and we have fun and we bullshit and for all intent and purposes, I adore him a lot in a weird way. But I would never for one second think I'm the only chick he's banging around with. If that stupid book He's Just Not That Into You taught me anything, it's that if a dude wants to be with someone, he'll be with her. Look at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. He didn't hesitate, he cheated, divorced Aniston and now he's been with Jolie for like, five years. That's how it works. When Pitt told Jolie he loved her more than Aniston, he meant it, and he acted on it. For Uchitel to use addiction and love and soul mates as an excuse is just bullshit to me.

Does she regret sleeping with a married man?
"Yes, of course," she snaps. "I will never, ever do that again".

Oh yeah, she regrets it so much that she's done it twice (and I wouldn't be surprised if it were more than that). Bitch, like Woods, doesn't regret what she did. She regrets that it turned out the way it did and she has to pay for it. I wouldn't say she regrets getting caught - she copped to it. She regrets that people saw her for what she was. That people didn't feel sympathy for her, that people like myself saw passed the daddy issues and the other issues and the poor me poor me thoughts.

There are some women in the world who just like competition, and that's why they go for married men. They like winning. They like being number one. And that means winning against the women who already, in theory "won". The married women. To me, Uchitel is one of these women.

Love the fact that she is apparently getting her PI license and thinks this little line will make her likable to married women:

"And, yes, that means I will be hunting down cheating husbands. It is all part of me moving on with my life and I figured I may as well do something career-wise that I have a flair for."

Right. Will you be hunting them down and then banging them also? Because I'm pretty sure that's what you had a flair for. Banging married dudes. Not exposing them. This doesn't make me like her, it makes it very clear how desperate she is to be something she is not, and more so, to get people to believe she is something she is not.

Love the bit where the interviewer tells her she's prettier than Tiger's other bang buddies.

"She giggles: ‘It’s hard not to be,’ before calling Tiger’s lover Mindy Lawton ‘poor Mindy’ (referring to her looks) and adding about cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs: ‘The poor girl had a tooth missing. Honestly! She was toothless!’"

She has horrible fake tits, a bad dye job, horrible hair extensions, lips that are big enough to have their own brain stem and nervous system, she clearly goes tanning, and she's going to rag on the other skanks? I mean, credit where due, some of the other swamp creatures he banged were like, straight out of the Hills Have Eyes, but the sheer fact that she uses the fact that she is prettier than a toothless girl as a means of laughing is kind of sad. I don't compare myself to my ex's new girlfriends, or my current flings ex girlfriends (or in one sense, girlfriend). I am who I am. I have my perks and I have my downfalls like the rest of the humans in the world who have two boobs and a vagina. The fact that she brags about being number one skank like it's something to be proud of and "giggle" about shows how insecure she really is.

And then there's my favorite, the greatest way to close out this fucking string of pity party crocodile tears that are as fake as her fucking boobs.

"I really want people to like me," she says. "I put out this tough image but I really didn’t set out to have the life I’ve had. Women don’t like me because they see me as a threat. But I just want to be loved and that got me into trouble because I made some bad choices in men. What woman doesn’t understand that?’

Ohhhh kay. Where to begin. You want people to like you, yet you say people don't like you because women find you a threat? Great way to get an adoring fan base. Insult them by assuming they are worried you're better than them.

I never started this blog to get people to "like me". Loads of women have sent me hate mail, and I accept it. I don't try to change their minds about me. They can curse me out and insult me and say shit about me until the fucking world ends. I'm not here to make friends. And I don't care if you like me. Uchitel really does. Uchitel can't hack the hatred. But she keeps getting it, not because women find her threatening, but because women see through the bullshit. I would have more respect for this chick if she stood up and said "yes, I fuck married guys because I want what I want and to be honest, marriage doesn't mean shit to me when it's not mine. I'm only half the problem, and it's not my business to worry about other people's marriages. This is what I want to do, take it or leave it" because at least that shit would be honest. It's women who try to do everything while still maintaing that "poor innocent me" facade that drive me insane. You can't have your fucking cake and eat it too. Either you fuck married dudes hoping they'll leave their wives, or you want people to like you. You don't do both.

Can women relate to wanting to be loved? Obviously. Can women relate to fucking dudes who are married? Many can, but many can't. She's barking up the wrong tree, trying to get support from the wrong crowd.

I'll tell you one thing, she won't get support from me. I see through the bullshit because I avoid the same bullshit like the plague. I don't lie, I don't pretend to be anything other than what I am, and that's why I can hack the bullshit. She thinks giving this interview, and giggling, and wearing a hideous floral dress she admits to not liking, suddenly women will not see through the fact that she is one shady fucking fame fucker who makes excuses for her actions.

Jersey Chasing fail. People impressing fail. Pity party fail. FAIL.

What is with girls and the kissy face? How did I miss this trend? I usually just look drunk and cross eyed in my pictures, I don't actively try to make myself look like a fucking cheeseball. Women who do this annoy me.

1 comment:

  1. And now she's going to be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. She's a total famewhore.