Friday, December 3, 2010
And in light of keeping it classy...
Ladies and lady fuckers, I will be out of commission until later this evening as I'm heading to a pole dancing class with some of my buds tonight. Yeah, I have no idea, Groupon had a deal and my buddy recommended we give it a shot since we are all avidly against the gym. Guaranteed I end up with a broken hip. I've been known to get a cramp in my thigh/groin while boning (guys, you totally know who you are too), so this should be a total mess. I'm going to try to take pictures while this whole disaster is taking place, so look for those later tonight or tomorrow. And if you don't hear from me, probably means I'm in the ER with a dislocated shoulder or a pulled groin. Good times.
Posted by The Truth at 3:53 PM