"See, the smarter ones are on to your gold digging groupie ass. The smart ones can smell your money-hungry ass a mile away," the vixen posted in a three-part series, "How to Land a Baller."
"You know the ones that can barely speak well in an interview," Official Groupie instructs. "Yes, bitch, him! Write his name down. Google him!
Start to focus on the ones who have criminal records, many baby mommas and plenty of kids, and have 'advisors' (i.e. cousins/homeboys that handle their business/money). They'll be easy to recognize cause they always look 'lost' and 'slow.' He barely makes eye contact. He got a short attention span and easily gets distracted. He gotta think about the words he wanna use before he speaks and still mispronounce the words. He does stupid/dumb s - - - right in front of you. Yeah, him!"
These women are advocating to hook up with retards who knock up a lot of women. Which means they have loads of unprotected sex. A baby ain't all these bitches are getting for Christmas. Jesus Christ.
Look. I hook up with dudes who play sports. I do it for me. I would rather cut off my left hand than ever get pregnant. I don't go out looking for a potential child support provider. I don't go out looking for a dude who gets deals at Rolex. I go out and hang out with guys who are a good fucking time, who I can drink some beers with, shoot the shit with, bang around with and leave the next morning and be on good terms with. The shit these women are doing, it's not jersey chasing. It's fucking gold digging. They have no interest in the athlete. They have an interest in his bank account. They are being told to not give a shit if he's ugly, gross, dumb, never uses condoms (EVEN BETTER!!), because that makes it easier to get the money. These women are no better than prostitutes. They fuck for money, and nothing more. They don't even fuck to enjoy it. Even then I'd give them some credit. They fuck for the money, and that's it. And to me, that's a hooker. Because they are broke ass bitches with no ability to work anywhere but Burger King and they want to be the next Kendra Wilkinson. And instead of putting the effort in - going to school, college, getting a job, etc - they try to take the easy route and just fuck the money.
Sorry bitches, this isn't for me. This website is pretty pathetic, in my opinion. And maybe you guys are saying "pot, meet kettle", but I don't think I've ever come across as a gold digging psychopath. I do what I do because I like to have sex and happen to be attracted to athletes. I've paid my own way to do what I've done, and never asked for anything more than a beer and a laugh in exchange. I am not looking to turn my cootch into an ATM machine. And at the end of the day, it's shit like that that I'm trying to work against. The idea that THAT'S what all jersey chasers are - uneducated hoebags with big asses and big tits plotting to make a guy go bankrupt at the expense of their pussy. That's not me. Never has been, never will be.