But I know Jersey Chasers better then most, and they always come back, just like I do. I go through these periods too, where I don't want to fuck around with athletes so I go out with some dbag from Barclays or Morgan Stanley, we bang around and I realize he sucks or he realizes I'm not like a blue blood he would feel comfortable taking to his family house in Nantucket (if he only knew), and then I go back to dudes who know how to have fun without talking about the stock market or snorting copious amounts of coke. So I can totally get Kim and her testing the non-athlete waters.
Anyway, rumor has it the bitch has now said "peace out mother fucker" to Halle Berry's baby daddy and picked up another jersey - Kris Humphries from the New Jersey Nets. Expanding her teams, I see. Way to be a serious chaser.
As in the past, Humphries is younger than Kim by 5 years (85) and he was drafted out of Minnesota. He's played for Utah, Toronto and I think he had a stint in Dallas before coming to New Jersey. He has a $3.2 million contract for this season, with a player option, and h's got decent stats. Apparently they were banging around in Hoboken last weekend, which I don't doubt as friends of mine mentioned that Kim was in New York this weekend. Ugh, Hoboken. I bet she went to the W Hotel. I've had too many experiences in that hotel in a non-sexual way, most that sadly have revolved around soccer. It's just such a bitch to get to, I prefer any other place in NYC, mainly because I'm a commuter snob. ANYWAY. Dude is 6'9", which is tall even for my liking, but I like her better with athletes, so I'm pumped that she's back on the Jersey Chasing train. I personally don't think he's that hot. He actually looks like a tall version of that Taylor kid from the Twilight movies, the one that's definitely probably gay but like, held hands with Taylor Swift for a week? But like I've said before, give a dude a uniform, a million dollar contract and some kind of athletic equipment and suddenly he's way hotter than he was before.
Welcome back to the club, Kim. Your lovely titties were sorely missed.