Sunday, December 19, 2010

Partners in Crime

Things I wake up to at 7:45 on a Sunday morning:

BBM from Jackie:

"Just had the most fucked up friend dream: you and soccer hottie were at some sketchy european motel and you had suuuuuuuper long toenails and SH loved them and was painting little soccerballs on them with a tiny paintbrush. And you had to go to the bathroom but the place was so shady with crappy plumbing and you came out of the bathroom like Ace Ventura and and you kept going "if I had been drinking out of the toilet, i might have been killed" and SH just wanted to paint for your toenails. I am so fucking weird."

Happy Sunday, moodles.

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