Honestly, since I posted him in the hottie roster of the week, I haven't stopped thinking about banging him. I have developed, in the last 24 hours, a serious fuck crush on Nick Schommer from the Tennessee Titans. So let's learn a little about Nick, since I'm totally fucking wired on soda (what a fucking party animal, I KNOW), and watching a rerun of the Walking Dead.
So let's start with the basic NFL knowledge and stats that I don't feel totally psycho reading about: Dude was drafted in the 7th round of the 2009 NFL draft, 242 overall. He plays safety, and went to North Dakota State University (again, shocking news to me that ND is still a state, let alone has it's own state university). In college he was named an FCS third-team All-American.
Alright, so, long story short, dude was pretty good at football in college and got drafted.
Now let's get down to the "Stef, this is borderline stalker, you-might-get-arrested-or-get-a-restraining-order behavior" information.
Was born January 3rd, 86, which means he is 2 months older than me and a Capricorn. PISCES AND CAPRICORNS GET ALONG GREAT, NICK. I'm just saying...anyway, he was raised in Prescott Wisconsin and grew up a Packers fan. He probably also likes cheese and polka music. No just kidding. Sort of.
I can't find any rumor of a girlfriend or a wife. Can anyone who is good with football/is a jersey chaser in Tennessee clue me in on this shit? Would really be beneficial to know. Come on, there has to be one girl in the world he's banged. Good at sex/ Bad? Just hot to look at? Moaner? Talker? Big peen, small peen, finishes fast, slow? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.
Tried to Facebook stalk him but didn't get any hits back, but I didn't give it my best effort because I had to leave for work at 12 today and just got home an hour ago. I'll put some serious effort in tomorrow since I'm home. Totally good to know I have a fucking life, right?
Have yet to find a video where dude is actually speaking, but in my head he has a southern accent. Yes, I obviously know he's form Wisconsin, but I read an interview he gave and if they quoted him exactly, dude sounds like he's got some southern shit going on, so I'll just go with it.
Anyway, now that I'm obsessed, dude might want to change his address and like, get an armor plated car. Just kidding. No but seriously, who has a connection here? Come on readers, I know someone out there knows this kid. He isn't the only one who went to NDSU. Or I mean, maybe he was, what's the population in that state, like 8?
Here are some pics and a video of him on pro day looking hot and athletic. Let's find me an in, fuck.