Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Fuck the Daily News

My Daily News Horoscope:

Don't doubt how you feel, especially when it concerns matters of the heart. Deep down, you know if a situation is right or not, so don't let someone else try to convince you otherwise. You are no fool; you are both intuitive and intellectual, and very much in touch with your heartfelt feelings. Use these elements to know your next move.

Fuck you, Jessica Angel. Can't it just say "go have fun fucking hot guys"? Seriously. That'd be some real world advice.

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