Holler at the Jets. Tom Brady is at home with Giselle right now listening to "One Less Lonely Girl" (yeah, I don't know why I know the title of Justin Bieber songs either) and weeping into her VS angel wings. And Rex Ryan is foot fucking his wife in a victory celebration! Jokes on you, Wes Welker! Rex Ryan has more sex than you, THUS he wins more games. Simple mathematical logic.
I just got home from work and I'm wrecked (tired, not drunk. I wish), so I'm hittin' the sac, praying for a day off tomorrow so I can annoy you guys all day with my bitching and complaining and stories.