Would like to send a little birthday shout out to Chrstiano Ronaldo. Dude turned 26 today, which in soccer years is like 33. I thought we'd celebrate by posting some of the best pictures I could find of his pretty, questionable mug.
This outfit screams "I like to bang vagina", non? Dude looks like the crippled love child of Elton John and Agadore from the movie The Bird Cage.
I will never fault him for wearing the short short bathing suit trunks, because I do find these attractive on the right type of guy/body...but just as a reference...my gay best owns three pairs.
Take away the earrings and this picture he looks bangable. I'd do it just for the body. Have you fuckers ever been with a dude with a body like that? It's insanely awesome.
Kid can rock a tux as well, but those fucking earrings are so STUPID I don't care how much they are worth, Jesus.
POssibly checking to see if his dick fell off after he allegedly banged paris Hilton? Yep, still there. I think.
Or an ostrich....