Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Nudie Pics

This isn't really sports related, but I thought it was relevant.

Vanessa Hudgens (if you don't know who she is it means you're over the age of 25 in a good way) has this issue with "leaked" nudie pics. It happened back in 2007, 2009, and now this week. They were apparently being sent to then boyfriend Zac Efron. Now another batch has "leaked" and these are a bit more graphic, showing a gynecological view, if you will, of her chotch. She claims she's outraged and she is annoyed that the person who has these photos is leaking them over a long period of time, and insists they were taken "years ago".

Let me remind you, she's 22. "Years ago". Please.

I'm not going to link to the pics because there are legal questions about her being underage when the pictures were taken and I have enough egg shells to walk on on this site, I'd like to not get sued for kiddie porn. But they are very easily Googleable and I believe Celebitchy has a link.

Look, this is what I think the situation is: bitch took a bunch of photos and is very into herself. You can tell that she is trying to break away from the virginal Disney thing by the photoshoots and shit she's done. But she's a Disney starlet and would get in some serious trouble from the Mouse House if she admitted she was sexually active at the time these things started popping up. I don't find it to be a coincidence that all of those photos were leaked prior to movies she was in coming out. HSM2 or 3, I can't remember, Bandslam, and now Sucker Punch.

I am not against taking pics like this. I know what it feels like to be proud of your body and want to show it off to a guy or a boyfriend who is far away with a 3.2 megapixel camera phone. I get it. What I don't like is the whole do it and feign shame. Bullshit on that. While she's not "apologizing" for the photos (anymore, she did when they first leaked), she is kind of coming out against them. Meanwhile, I wouldn't be surprised if she were the one leaking them to begin with. Perfect publicity for Sucker Punch. And she gets to be like "OH WHAT HORRIBLE PICTURES....but don't my boobs look amazing?"

Look, if you're going to take nudie phone pics, be sure you're cool with the possibility of people seeing your bits. I generally leave my face out of pics, and I think in 99% of the ones I've taken, I've had underwear on. If the world saw my small boobs, I'd be embarrassed for like, a second and then be like "fuck it, they looked nice". Women like Hudgens and Carrie Prejean are so retarded when it comes to this shit. Yeah, it's supposed to be private. But most likely it won't be, so brace for it. You don't want people seeing pics of your cootch, don't put your face in it, or don't send it to begin with.

Kids today. I swear.

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