Seriously, I'm getting worse and worse with my post titles, but I'm sick, exhausted and on a lot of meds, so deal with it. Got a couple of e-mails and comments about this gem of an athlete WAG cheating story regarding LA Kings forward Dustin Penner. This from Terez Owen:
"This story is absolutely crazy, but let’s just say I am the mistress of a certain kings player who just so happened while he was dating me, got married because supposedly he knocked up another hockey player’s ex wife….The f*cker was on the phone with me entire day of wedding like nothing was wrong, got busted the next day when the pics came out. Then I was a dumbass that stayed in relationship with him alll while he kept telling me he was filing for divorce..so I was suppose to have copy of divorce by wednesday, but of course he was with the family last night and when I confronted him about it he went all wacko bashing me on his page saying i’m a stalker and he doesnt know me."
Where to even BEGIN with this fucking spectacular disaster. First let's discuss who I believe. It's early, and I've been out of the gossip blogs for a day while I battled the plague (or what my doctor called Bronchitis) so I haven't had a hot sec to really read up on this dude, his marital situation or rumors that surround him. I'm at work all day, but when I get home tonight, after I feed myself 4 cups of NyQuill, I'll do a little research for a follow up post. But right off the bat? 85% this girl, 15% (and that's being generous) Penner.
First off, if this is all true - which it very well may be - girl is a moron. Bitches, if he's married to the chick, and he isn't hitting her up with a divorce within a month of you meeting, he is not leaving the wife. End of story. The end. You are a side piece. The fact that this chick (who looks straight off the Rock of Love Reunion Bust Tour) thought that he was not only going to file for divorce, but get the papers that quickly and then give this bitch a copy, like she legally deserved to see this woman's divorce and assets, makes me think she's retarded. And because of that, Penner gets the 15% - because this bitch seriously thought she was next in line, when I doubt he honestly put it in so many words. He might have lied to her. In fact, he probably DID lie to her. But part of me thinks she's a little over-zealous here.
Also fucked up that she thought it was normal that he was "on the phone with her" while he was getting married. I'm sorry, but when I found out Dan Casey had a GF in South Africa while he was texting me, I was mildly annoyed. But I found out like, a week before I saw him, and he just looked so damn good, and I wasn't looking to date the fucker. Also, he wasn't married. Also, he had been cheating on that girl with me for like, 3 months. If he had been like "hey Stef, I'm just running to the alter, can you send me a pic of your tits?", I'd probably have been a little more uhhh, hey maybe next time you're single.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. While the idea of wanting to date DC had come into my mind late in the game, I would never date DC. Why? Dude is a known womanizer. Love the guy to death, but I wouldn't want to be the girlfriend. Leopards don't stop cheating. Cheaters don't change their spots. You know the fucking drill. So why the fuck this bitch thought that this guy would treat her any better than his wife, beyond me. It's not like he had been married 10 years and was bored (not that it's an excuse). HE WAS ON THE FUCKING ALTER. And you want this guy for yourself? Oh good God.
There's a picture of a "letter" he penned her via Facebook (so romantic, it's like a black and white movie. god) that she claims it legit, but considering there are no links, anyone can make up a name on FB and send a msg under said name. No picture is attached to the message. Also, his wife is pretty fucking hot. Like, classic hot. Bridget Moynahan hot. This bitch looks like she was a runner up in a blonde Snooki contest. And I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some dudes like the trash tastic look. That's cool. But I feel like it's a huge leap from marrying Bridget Moynahan look-a-like to leaving said BM look-a-like for a chick who may or may not be in her 5th year of beautician school. I'm just saying.
Hockey dudes cheat. I mean, out of all the teams I've fucked around with, to me, they cheated the least in my opinion. Ian was super loyal. Some of his friends were loyal. One was an old dirty man with kids who asked my friend what kind of panties she had on. At the end of the day, they're still athletes. Chicks like this don't give a shit about the ring.
Personally, if he's cheating, he's a dbag. Obvious statement of the year. But this chick needs a reality check and fast. Someone needs to take the peroxide away from her, put her in a dress size that isn't 2 sizes too small, wipe the layers upon layers of eye liner off and slap the bitch. He's married, he's a cheater, you're a moron. You are not winning any supporters by blasting the dude in person, and more than likely you're "I'm going to be famous" dreams of marrying a dude with a lot more talent than you will be BLACKLISTED.
This is a spiteful bitch with a chip on her shoulder who is pissed she didn't win out in a marriage issue. She's probably young, she is clearly retarded when it comes to judging character of dudes she wants to be with, and by the looks of every picture I've seen of her, I can guarantee her profile says "aspiring actress". Unless the Jersey Shore recasts Snooki, bitch is in deep shit for a career.
Regarding Jessica Welch, Dustin's current wife, she has a shady past as well as she was married to a hockey player prior to marrying Penner. She was married to Richard Zednik for like, 5 years and they have a kid together. Jersey chaser gets around, jeez.
This whole sitch smells shady to me. I dunno. I'll have to keep an eye on it. But the whole moral of the story? Athlete cheaters don't stop cheating. Take them for what they're worth - hot bodies, good/funny sex, a funny story and good tickets to a game. Anything more, go get a fucking dog because you're wasting your time if you're looking for feelings or fidelity or emotions. Seriously, go read my book and you'll figure it out.
If you want to check out Kelly Ann, here's a link to her Facebook page. She looks like a winner.
Hiya.
ReplyDeleteno, she's not young, she's 38!! LOL
and, she is so gross. I know the bitch, she is the ex of my husband and she's been on a mission of vengeance for the last 6 years, I'd have thought at one point she'd get over it! but no. She is a moron. Same kinda moron who sends her 'story' to Terez Owens expecting God knows what.
She is not the sharpest tool in the shed, she is known for posting half naked pictures of herself on websites, desperate to find the love of her life. Uhm. When does that tactic actually work???
She is actually pretty sad. Who knows what is true. Her facebook still says she is in a relationship, with this married dude. Nope not too bright. She is just that desperate to be an athlete's groupie...
Jessica Welch, Pretty Yes, wife material no. Do your research little better honey you're ripping apart the wrong girl. Ive know Jessica Welch for years now, the woman is nothing more then a hockey whore. Since her messy divorce from Richard Zednik, whom she lied and claimed beat her, she's done all she can to land herself another hockey player to pad her bank account. Pens is the only stupid one who fell for it, everyone else in the hockey world knew better and now he is a laughing stock of the league. His wifes a whore!
ReplyDeleteAlso you failed to show the follow up to that Terez Owens article where Pens confesses his love for Kelly Ann and stated the Jessica Welch lied and told him she was pregnant and that's the real reason he married her. I believe he called her a liar and said a few other not so nice things about her too. Why do you think they got married DURING the season?
Do your research a little better and get your story straight! Oh and another thing Kelly Ann is hot! Blows you out of the water.
I almost forgot, one more thing, Jessica Welch is the struggling actress/model looking for an extra 5 minutes of fame, because of her age, i guess jobs are hard to come by so she had to latch onto another (dumbass) hockey player to try and seek that.
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ReplyDeleteFirst, if you want to throw insults, at least use you're real god damn name and stand up for your opinions you fuckin coward.
My post isn't about whether the girl is wife material of not. I read all my shit on her, and have multiple buddies in the NHL. And about her jumping ship from puck to puck. But his wife isn't the one who wrote that classy message to the internets. Hence, I tackled the mistress.
Two, the follow up article means nothing in the world of what this article is about - a.) congrats that he "loves" kelly anne. I know a lot of guys who have babies with women and are married to other women. They don't run down the aisle with every girl they knock up, and then cheat. Nor do they marry one woman and truly "love" another. There's this lovely thing called divorce in this country. You should check it out sometime. b.) again, this whole post is about Kelly Ann's inability to be the "bitch, you lose" in the contest and writing to different websites about the situation because she is pissed, jealous and bitter. She is just like the 17 year old who banged Marc Sanchez and then sent her info to Deadspin looking for a little support/money/fame. That was what this post was about, not the retarded makeup of this ridiculous threeway.
And finally, I don't do blondes, but your choice of sticking up for her leads me to believe you are involved in her life, or simply ARE her and can't deal with the fact that she/you put herself/yourself out there in such a lame way for all the world to see and can't take the criticism. You don't want people snarking on you? Don't send random shit to webpages. And, since you're clearly a woman, because few straight men are this catty, your opinion that she "blows me out of the water" means little if nothing. In the grand scheme of things, I am very modest and can admit when girls are hot. Kelly Ann, like I said in this post, looks straight off the rock of love 5 reunion bus. Making fun of me, or telling me she "blows me out of the water" doesn't change that. But thanks for trying.
Have a fabulous day!
And on a sidenote, that Terez Owens report you're referring to no longer exists, I'm assuming because he was requested to take it down as Dustin Penner did NOT write what lame ass "I want to live happily ever after with Kelly ann" bullshit. I'm sorry, unless Dustin Penner is a gay man with a thing for Shrek movies, I wouldn't be surprised if Kelly Ann wrote that shit herself 9it screams 8th grade reading and writing comprehension) and sent it in. So no, don't tell me Id idn't do a follow up - there was no follow up, unless you'd like me to continue to show the world how ridiculous dumb your friend Kelly Ann is. Thanks a lot!
ReplyDeleteWow! Hater! Hater! I dont know Kelly Ann nor have i ever met her but its disgusting when ugly chicks like you hate so much. Did you ever hear the sying people only hate on people they are jealous of or want to be more like. Obviously you are friends with Jessica Welch, all you puck bunnies stick together like glue. And i do however know Jessica and that bitch is nasty, probably bedded more athletes then you honey.
ReplyDeleteDude. Seriously. If I got upset everytime a psycho chick called me ugly, I'd have committed suicide by now. What someone with a vagina htinks about how I look doesn't matter. But thanks for trying.
ReplyDeleteAnd if that saying is true, you're obviously saying you are jealous of me. Way to make yourself look like an asshole.
PS, I always appreciate when people are total cowards to a point that they can spew so much retarded vitrol, but are too fucking scared to put their name attached to it. "Anonymous". Really fucking cool dude, why don't you grow a set of balls and own your stupidity. The fact that you're too afraid to admit to it by name proves you know it's a crock of shit.
He has a chick in Kelowna
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