Seriously, I'm getting worse and worse with my post titles, but I'm sick, exhausted and on a lot of meds, so deal with it. Got a couple of e-mails and comments about this gem of an athlete WAG cheating story regarding LA Kings forward Dustin Penner. This from Terez Owen:
"This story is absolutely crazy, but let’s just say I am the mistress of a certain kings player who just so happened while he was dating me, got married because supposedly he knocked up another hockey player’s ex wife….The f*cker was on the phone with me entire day of wedding like nothing was wrong, got busted the next day when the pics came out. Then I was a dumbass that stayed in relationship with him alll while he kept telling me he was filing for divorce..so I was suppose to have copy of divorce by wednesday, but of course he was with the family last night and when I confronted him about it he went all wacko bashing me on his page saying i’m a stalker and he doesnt know me."
Where to even BEGIN with this fucking spectacular disaster. First let's discuss who I believe. It's early, and I've been out of the gossip blogs for a day while I battled the plague (or what my doctor called Bronchitis) so I haven't had a hot sec to really read up on this dude, his marital situation or rumors that surround him. I'm at work all day, but when I get home tonight, after I feed myself 4 cups of NyQuill, I'll do a little research for a follow up post. But right off the bat? 85% this girl, 15% (and that's being generous) Penner.
First off, if this is all true - which it very well may be - girl is a moron. Bitches, if he's married to the chick, and he isn't hitting her up with a divorce within a month of you meeting, he is not leaving the wife. End of story. The end. You are a side piece. The fact that this chick (who looks straight off the Rock of Love Reunion Bust Tour) thought that he was not only going to file for divorce, but get the papers that quickly and then give this bitch a copy, like she legally deserved to see this woman's divorce and assets, makes me think she's retarded. And because of that, Penner gets the 15% - because this bitch seriously thought she was next in line, when I doubt he honestly put it in so many words. He might have lied to her. In fact, he probably DID lie to her. But part of me thinks she's a little over-zealous here.
Also fucked up that she thought it was normal that he was "on the phone with her" while he was getting married. I'm sorry, but when I found out Dan Casey had a GF in South Africa while he was texting me, I was mildly annoyed. But I found out like, a week before I saw him, and he just looked so damn good, and I wasn't looking to date the fucker. Also, he wasn't married. Also, he had been cheating on that girl with me for like, 3 months. If he had been like "hey Stef, I'm just running to the alter, can you send me a pic of your tits?", I'd probably have been a little more uhhh, hey maybe next time you're single.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. While the idea of wanting to date DC had come into my mind late in the game, I would never date DC. Why? Dude is a known womanizer. Love the guy to death, but I wouldn't want to be the girlfriend. Leopards don't stop cheating. Cheaters don't change their spots. You know the fucking drill. So why the fuck this bitch thought that this guy would treat her any better than his wife, beyond me. It's not like he had been married 10 years and was bored (not that it's an excuse). HE WAS ON THE FUCKING ALTER. And you want this guy for yourself? Oh good God.
There's a picture of a "letter" he penned her via Facebook (so romantic, it's like a black and white movie. god) that she claims it legit, but considering there are no links, anyone can make up a name on FB and send a msg under said name. No picture is attached to the message. Also, his wife is pretty fucking hot. Like, classic hot. Bridget Moynahan hot. This bitch looks like she was a runner up in a blonde Snooki contest. And I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some dudes like the trash tastic look. That's cool. But I feel like it's a huge leap from marrying Bridget Moynahan look-a-like to leaving said BM look-a-like for a chick who may or may not be in her 5th year of beautician school. I'm just saying.
Hockey dudes cheat. I mean, out of all the teams I've fucked around with, to me, they cheated the least in my opinion. Ian was super loyal. Some of his friends were loyal. One was an old dirty man with kids who asked my friend what kind of panties she had on. At the end of the day, they're still athletes. Chicks like this don't give a shit about the ring.
Personally, if he's cheating, he's a dbag. Obvious statement of the year. But this chick needs a reality check and fast. Someone needs to take the peroxide away from her, put her in a dress size that isn't 2 sizes too small, wipe the layers upon layers of eye liner off and slap the bitch. He's married, he's a cheater, you're a moron. You are not winning any supporters by blasting the dude in person, and more than likely you're "I'm going to be famous" dreams of marrying a dude with a lot more talent than you will be BLACKLISTED.
This is a spiteful bitch with a chip on her shoulder who is pissed she didn't win out in a marriage issue. She's probably young, she is clearly retarded when it comes to judging character of dudes she wants to be with, and by the looks of every picture I've seen of her, I can guarantee her profile says "aspiring actress". Unless the Jersey Shore recasts Snooki, bitch is in deep shit for a career.
Regarding Jessica Welch, Dustin's current wife, she has a shady past as well as she was married to a hockey player prior to marrying Penner. She was married to Richard Zednik for like, 5 years and they have a kid together. Jersey chaser gets around, jeez.
This whole sitch smells shady to me. I dunno. I'll have to keep an eye on it. But the whole moral of the story? Athlete cheaters don't stop cheating. Take them for what they're worth - hot bodies, good/funny sex, a funny story and good tickets to a game. Anything more, go get a fucking dog because you're wasting your time if you're looking for feelings or fidelity or emotions. Seriously, go read my book and you'll figure it out.
If you want to check out Kelly Ann, here's a link to her Facebook page. She looks like a winner.