Sunday, April 10, 2011
I was asked what is the shadiest place I've ever had sex with an athlete. Some shady motel 6 type place in Paris (and like, the seedy part of Paris) where the room was the size of a walk in closet and the soccer player I was banging couldn't fit on the bed correctly. Plus, it looked like the filmed parts of HOSTEL there. Otherwise, I recently hooked up with a former laxer in the backseat of my Jeep in the woods by his house. We were surrounded by deer, which made me feel like I was in a fucking Friday the 13th movie. Good times. Nothing like fucking around in front of Bambi. Totally normal at 25.
Posted by The Truth at 5:30 PM