Part of me wants to say "don't make fun of me", because honestly, it's not as bad as it sounds. But whatever, I'm prepped for it, I deserve it, it's reality TV and I am so ready for you fuckers to see me in actions ha. I was reeling from the worst broken heart I have had in three years, I lost like ten pounds, I hated being in my apartment, I was miserable and sad and I needed to get the fuck out of New York. So why not Alabama? Who the fuck wouldn't want to go to Alabama, I mean, COME ON. I needed a change and I needed something to get my mind off of DC asshole for a while.
Ugh, I know. But at the end of the day, 85% of my sex life is accessible through the internet in a non-porn fashion. Why not open up to the rest of the world, be a bitch on camera and get some laughs and have an experience while I'm at it? You fuckers know me, I'm shameless, I have nothing to hide. And now maybe you'll get to see a little bit of who I am on camera. Honestly, this was one of the coolest experiences I've ever had and I would do it a million times over again. You know me, I don't fuck around. I had a great time and met some ridiculously cool people believe it or not. It was what I needed and while it's pretty random, it was exactly what I needed to do to get back on track at home. I'm a million times better off having done it and so whatever, you wanna rag on me, go for it, but at least acknowledge that my skin looks AWESOME in that picture and it's not even photoshopped ha.
Trust me, I plan on chugging at least 4 bottles of wine on the night of the premier before I watch myself fall into the reality show rep of DOOM. But until then, get excited, and don't mock me too hard. I held my own and I was very proud of who I was on the show. Entirely, 100% the Stef Williams you guys have grown to either love, hate, resent, or feel sorry for ha.