Tuesday, October 4, 2011

My Alma Mater hates me

No, that's a lie. Maryland could never hate me, I invested way too much money there and never got arrested. I can't say the same for about 40% of the student body, including most of the lacrosse and football team (I love you guys!).

However, I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did reading this blog post from the Diamondback's Campus Drive:

Do you know how long I tried to get the DBK to do an article about the blog and book? And I'm a God damn DBK alum! I'm glad that if the student body won't be introduced to me by way of my random, embarrassing sex stories, they'll get to know me through reality TV. Even fucking better.

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