Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
I was supposed to go to Triple A last weekend to visit a buddy, but shit got weird. As in, he is expecting more than he is going to get and since we allllll know I have a problem with saying "no", particularly when I'm drinking, I decided it was best to not go. It would be an Alex Hamilton round 2. I'm not interested in him as more than a friend, and I'm not going to fake it for the uniform. Neither of us deserve that shit. Been there, done that.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Who hates Kimberly Jones? I'm sorry, for my Yankees fans, do you guys like her? I swear to God, I find her to be one of the most irritating people on earth. And also, her hair color is terrible. Who told her that goods? Seriously.
I still remember taking this picture. It was at UVA, and we got killed 10-2 in 2005. God I'm old.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Not only did David Beckham lose his $25 million lawsuit against InTouch Weekly for saying he banged this Bosnian prostitute with immaculate eyebrows that weighs 17 times as much as his wife (which means like, 160 lbs), but now to add insult to hooker story injury, Becks has been ordered by the court to pay InTouch Weekly's court fees. $300,000. Now do you see why I didn't want to get sued?!
Friday, April 15, 2011
For those of you that don't go to Maryland (which I'm assuming is most), you don't know how big lacrosse is. Lacrosse at Maryland is pretty sweet, and this week they play rival Hopkins. This is a big game every year. Maryland Hopkins in my opinion is a bigger rivalry (in lacrosse) than Army/Navy. Huge game for Maryland, particularly with Hopkins current ranking. I would give anything, annnnything to be there tomorrow, but in lieu of my awesome forever manager presence, I'd just like to send a big GOOD LUCK to the baby Terps. I have only banged one Hopkins...two....Hopkins...players in my life. Maryland still gets the win there! :) GOOD LUCK BOYS!!!
The Worst Part of being a JC. And by JC, I don't mean Jesus Christ, though I'm pretty fucking close.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Seriously, I'm getting worse and worse with my post titles, but I'm sick, exhausted and on a lot of meds, so deal with it. Got a couple of e-mails and comments about this gem of an athlete WAG cheating story regarding LA Kings forward Dustin Penner. This from Terez Owen:
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
What is it that makes sex so much fun with athletes? I mean, in theory, it’s all the same shit. Same parts, same maneuvers, whatever. I’ve met guys who have been non-athletes that have been better looking, physically, than some of the athletes I’ve banged. So it’s not like athletes have this magic penis that feels better than most. I think it’s just a matter of wanting what you want.
I read this blog post recently somewhere – can’t remember the site – where someone was talking about how women are sexually confused. You have magazines talking about “taboo” sex positions that “everyone is trying”, and then you have everyone else in the known universe calling girls who dare try these things – let alone discuss their success or failure after – calling them sluts. There is no common middle ground. For me, I feel like athletes have been that middle ground.
I wrote in another post a while ago that sex with athletes tends to have this sense of urgency. Like, if you don’t have sex with that guy in five minutes, you’re entire body is going to implode. Outside of being drunken, the most common thing all the sex I’ve had with different athletes has shared, has been that sense of “I want it right now”. And that’s important in sex. Wanting it.