Friday, May 4, 2012

It's Not Illegal

It's not illegal because he's 19. Yes, there's a solid six and a half year age difference, but when I'm 30 and he's 24, that won't matter. When he's 20, it won't matter. And honestly, right now it wouldn't matter, I'd absolutely bang the eyeblack off of this kid. I MEAN MAN, ADULT, MAN. Bryce Harper, grow up faster. I'd really like to avoid Chris Hanson in my living room and the FBI going through my hard drive. Thanks. 

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